Dear Millennials, Cat Person is exactly the type of shit that will continue to make the world not pay any attention to you, whatsoever. I mean, you’ve got 11 minutes left of your 15 here. Please do not mistake this temporary fixation on one of your authors making bank to mean that the world is […]

I mean, I already have several neighbors and they’re alright with me. You can get your own fuckin’ neighbors. But seriously, just read the post.

Flag Etiquette; or Why Kid Rock Should Take A Knee.

Why your freedom of speech doesn’t give you the right to say those words.

Once upon a time, in my formative years, a song came on a friend’s playlist. The singer yelled “Nazi Punks Fuck Off!” Ahh, those silly years of America’s where a raging, anti-establishment punk rock band echoed the general purview of its prior two generations. The irony of Jello Biafra agreeing, in his own way, with […]

Alright, I’ve kept this off the blog for a while for two reasons: It’s way more fun to have these discussions in real life. I’m fuckin’ lazy. But now, with Season 7 quickly approaching its last episode in a week, thereby sending me into a fit of rage over having to wait another year to […]

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