I have plenty of new perspective for you cretins, but haven’t had time to write amongst all the Laphroaig , music festivals and World of Warcraft.
Killer fact about each:
Laphroaig 10-Year is objectively better than it’s Triple Wood or Quarter Cask counterparts.
Summer Camp Music Festival is better than Electric Forest.
Horde is the fantasy equivalent of Goon Squad, and Alliance sucks at pvp.
And now, for McSweeney’s, which continues to be the diamond in the garbage heap: